Friday, 14 May 2010

Australia Play In Boring Manner

As predicted by NWG, Australia will face England in the final.

Their semi-final against Pakistan was rather good. 191 should be a winning score.

Michael Hussey's last over was pretty impressive.

All NWG hopes is that Australia have had their game of the tournament, leaving England to actually win something.

Sunday is already worrying NWG. How will she sleep till then?

Thursday, 13 May 2010

England Will Win

Mark NWG's words.

Australia are toast.

Nasser Agrees NWG Is Right

There it was, live on Sky that Ryan is mean to his fellow sportsmen and that he's no Jonty Rhodes.

Well yes, Nasser. NWG has been saying this for months (possibly years).

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Sri Lanka Are Rather Good

Reasons why England might win:

The England karma is running on a high after KP created the next England captain (alright, in about twenty years time, but still).

They have never won this many games in a row, so it could feasibly continue.

It's about time.

Ryan might not play.

Reasons why England might lose:

Sri Lanka are a pretty handy side.

England have never won this many games in a row.

KP is on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

Ryan might play.

Monday, 10 May 2010

Breaking News: NWG Is Right. Again.

Yes, readers, NWG has become psychic. She knows England will win the tournament. She feels it in her bones.

And crucially, although she only caught the last twenty minutes of the game (work reasons, why can't NWG get a job in the cricketing world? It would make her life so much easier), she knew England would get the runs.

New Zealand looked a bit down and out.

Only trouble is Pakistan remain. And that's bad news for England because it means they have to beat them again. Tiresome.

And no, you haven't stumbled on to a blog written by an Australian who thinks they're English. NWG is genuinely English, which means:

1. She knows England can be rubbish.
2. They can't cope in stressful situations (you should have seen NWG on the tube when it was packed and she couldn't get a seat).
3. They generally self-destruct. In all situations.
4. They're England.
5. NWG knows that they are not the greatest team in the world.