Friday, 16 July 2010

What?

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is it England?

No.

Impostors have taken over Lord's cricket ground. News is filtering through that Australia have been playing Pakistan.

And Pakistan lost something. Whether it is a game they've lost has not been confirmed.

Where is England?

Why are they hiding?

This is the summer and damn it, NWG expects them to be playing.

England.

Play.

Monday, 12 July 2010

Breaking News

Ravi Bopara confuses today's ODI game for a twenty20 match.

Scores 45 off 16.

No word yet as to whether he was deliberately misled regarding the game.

But whatever and whosever idea it was is frankly a genius.