Australia's Downfall Part II

No it wasn't a mirage.

No it wasn't a dream.

Australia really did lose.

Has England turf become their kryptonite?

Answers on a postcard.

800

NWG concedes that Matthew Hoggard, albeit the greatest cricketer to walk the face of the Earth, has never managed to reach the dizzy heights of some.

Yes, NWG is taking about Murali.

He will now be referred to as The Greedy One.

800 wickets against your name is just excessive.

But NWG accepts he is one of the greats.

NWG would also like to point out that England is looking for a spin coach. They need someone to show Graeme Swann how it's done.

Australia's Downfall?

What happens when a side previously considered to be the best in the world that collapses to epic proportions?

Two fat ladies.

That's what happens.

Oh dear

Fred - do you not have enough money?

Horrifically Exciting News

NWG has something so exciting to announce.

Something that she never dreamed would happen.

But it has.

And she can't contain her excitement.

Because, NWG, a lowly cricket fan, who believes England are brilliant (even when they're not), and who likes nothing more than to spend the day watching them play a little game, has...

No that's not enough build up. Or maybe too much.

Maybe NWG should just come out and say it.

NWG is going to the Ashes.

In Australia.

Day 2 of the first Test in Brisbane.

NWG will be there.

Cheering on her team.

Loving every second.

Roll on November.