Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Oh It's Tough Being A Cook

No one is ever satisfied.

They are always criticising.

But poor Cook. He has failed again. And something needs to be done.

Strauss needs to be strong. He should know that there is another out there who can deliver nice scrambled eggs and crispy bacon.

His name is Trott and it's about time he went up the order.

Be strong England.

Update: Never mind being strong England, be at least a little bit good.