Graeme Swann has a "strangely deformed left knee cap."
He's out for two weeks.
It all makes sense now.
Only great cricketers have a deformity.
Ricky Ponting: Deformed face which magnetically attracts cricket balls.
Chris Tremlett: Deformed legs, arms, torso, neck having been stretched to oblivion.
Andrew Flintoff: Liver, obviously.
Alastair Cook: Deformed eyelashes. Weirdly long.
Kevin Pietersen: Ego. Greatly deformed and out of all proportion.
Sachin Tendulkar: Lack of growth hormone (also applies to Ian Bell).
Dale Steyn: Deformed by looking like Roland Rat.
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Swann has "moobs" Mare. (And they diss Samit Patel!)
And Cook has a asymmetrical chin. Seriously.
No one is perfect Stani, except NWG and Mary Poppins.
And Matthew Hoggard, obviously.
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