Thursday, 20 January 2011

It All Makes Sense

Graeme Swann has a "strangely deformed left knee cap."

He's out for two weeks.

It all makes sense now.

Only great cricketers have a deformity.

Ricky Ponting: Deformed face which magnetically attracts cricket balls.

Chris Tremlett: Deformed legs, arms, torso, neck having been stretched to oblivion.

Andrew Flintoff: Liver, obviously.

Alastair Cook: Deformed eyelashes. Weirdly long.

Kevin Pietersen: Ego. Greatly deformed and out of all proportion.

Sachin Tendulkar: Lack of growth hormone (also applies to Ian Bell).

Dale Steyn: Deformed by looking like Roland Rat.


Stani Army said...

Swann has "moobs" Mare. (And they diss Samit Patel!)

And Cook has a asymmetrical chin. Seriously.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

No one is perfect Stani, except NWG and Mary Poppins.
And Matthew Hoggard, obviously.

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