England lost. And then came the criticism.
And no one thought to mention hair. And hair colour to be more precise.
It is a known fact that dyeing one's hair increases exponentially the chances of winning.
Those who need to have pink/green/blue hair:
KP.
Ian Bell.
Andrew Strauss....alright the whole England team.
NWG knows that Clarins to a cracker of a job at covering the grey. NWG feels she should send over a large pack to the side immediately.
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You're discriminating against Prior...although he's got a beard now so he could dye that.
Then there's Srauss...me thinks you need to send a team from the Belgravia Centre over too Mare.
Two down in the first over. England need you Mare! Do some hocus pocus or something
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