Monday, 6 June 2011

Is KP Kaput?

He's a wild one. He knows no limits. He has tattoos. He has a ring that he won't take off. He's had blue hair. He's had red hair.

But can he bat?

NWG knows she can't be too harsh on him. After all, now she's a Duchess, she has to be kind and smile a lot (it hurts her cheeks). But really he hasn't scored any runs. And really, what's the point of KP without the runs?

He doesn't even have red hair anymore.

Or the badger look.

Is this just a bad time? Does he not care anymore? Does he wish he was another South African born batsman?

4 comments:

Stani Army said...

No. He is not accountable. Things like runs, mental strength, ability to handle pressure are not things he should be judged on Mare. Only Ravi Bopara should be judged on those.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG is concerned for your obsession with Ravi...

Stani Army said...

Ahhh, don't worry Mare, you'll always come first :) heheeee! No need to get jealous.

I'll back any Asian player that is treated unfairly by the ECB despite doing everything in his power to be selected.

Stani Army said...

Are you going to explain to us how and why your grandmother in-law has managed to honour Cooky and Straussy Mare? Did she even consult you?