Friday, 24 June 2011

Shane Warne The Woman


Has anyone apart from NWG seen the photos of Shane?

NWG is concerned for his gender.

It seems a couple of months with Liz Hurley and a few botox injections changes a man....and not for the good.

Cricketers are not supposed to age well. They've spent ten years in the sun, roasting away like a chicken. Their skin is supposed to be crinkled, leathery and wind burnt.

Not smooth and wrinkle-free.

Shane - NWG says save yourself. Stop visiting the dermatologist and get back to washing your face with the rain and not La Prairie moisturiser.

8 comments:

Stani Army said...

He looks ill Mare.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

True. NWG is concerned.

Stani Army said...

When your lips are the same colour as the rest of your skin, then something's wrong.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Agreed

©hinaman said...

Hi NWG,
picked up your blog on the webring.
I hope you are well.

He reminds me of Data the sentient android from Star Trek.

Perhaps he is. :-D

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its interesting and well judged analysis is reflecting in this writing.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Chinaman! NWG thoroughly agrees, if she knew who Data was....but she's sure you're right.

©hinaman said...

NWG,
I did leave a link embedded in the comment for you, just in case.

But, here it is again: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_%28Star_Trek%29

The resemblance is striking.
Almost.
:)