Monday, 6 June 2011

Is KP Kaput?

He's a wild one. He knows no limits. He has tattoos. He has a ring that he won't take off. He's had blue hair. He's had red hair.

But can he bat?

NWG knows she can't be too harsh on him. After all, now she's a Duchess, she has to be kind and smile a lot (it hurts her cheeks). But really he hasn't scored any runs. And really, what's the point of KP without the runs?

He doesn't even have red hair anymore.

Or the badger look.

Is this just a bad time? Does he not care anymore? Does he wish he was another South African born batsman?