And On She Goes

NWG knows she goes on about Australia a lot. She appreciates that sometimes it must get a bit mundane.

But being bowled out for 74 just makes NWG happy.

She can't help it.

And yes, she knows it will one day come and bite her.

Snakes In A Pool

At least one thing is for certain. The England team are a bunch of wimps.

Stuart Meaker was the first to spot the (harmless) sea snake in their (most likely) luxury hotel pool.

"Eeek," he screamed (NWG imagines). "There's something wiggly in the pool. Help me."

Eoin Morgan declared he's safer in the bath.

NWG thinks they all need to be a bit braver.

NWG imagines this was the actual size of the offending creature.

And you know what they say: they are more frightened of you than you are of it.